Early funerals are no good, 

"Svend" (svend) 11/29/2018 at 08:46 • Filed to: None

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if your not a mourning person. 

ttyymmnn > Svend 11/29/2018 at 08:48

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Pretty sure there’s never a good time for a funeral.

Svend > ttyymmnn 11/29/2018 at 08:55

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > ttyymmnn 11/29/2018 at 08:56

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Depends who’s funeral

Tekamul > ttyymmnn 11/29/2018 at 08:58

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Well, there are better times, like after the person’s dead.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/29/2018 at 08:59

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Well at least someone’s happy to become to next dear leader...

ttyymmnn > Svend 11/29/2018 at 08:59

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I thought you were just using the British spelling.

Nibby > Svend 11/29/2018 at 09:00

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funerals give me mourning wood

ttyymmnn > Tekamul 11/29/2018 at 09:01

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Whenever somebody says, “Good to see you!” I reply with, “Well, it’s always  better to be seen than viewed.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Svend 11/29/2018 at 09:01

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And why do they call it a “wake?” I don’t think they’re getting back up anytime soon!

gettingoldercarguy > Svend 11/29/2018 at 09:02

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It’s that I’m just burned out on them.

Svend > Nibby 11/29/2018 at 09:06

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There should be only one stiff at a funeral. 

Aremmes > Nibby 11/29/2018 at 09:07

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I know what you mean.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/29/2018 at 09:08

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It’s for those that dozed off during the catholic funeral to come around. 

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/29/2018 at 09:09

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Yes I was very happy

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Svend 11/29/2018 at 09:18

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One of the unsubtle jokes that amused me in the Fable video game series: the haunted/graveyard forest called the Mourning Wood.

EL_ULY > ttyymmnn 11/29/2018 at 09:47

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Af ter someone passes is a good time. Definable not before, gets pretty awkward 

bob and john > Tekamul 11/29/2018 at 09:48

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oh jesus dude... fuck. I laughed. but I’m so going to hell for it. 

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/29/2018 at 09:50

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wake up, we’re all dead inside

Poor_Sh > Svend 11/29/2018 at 09:55

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The Ghost of Oppo > Svend 11/29/2018 at 10:45

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I mean, there is a big comfy box if you need to take a nap

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Svend 11/29/2018 at 10:46

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You sure are trying to put the “fun” in funeral...  good one BTW.  

Svend > The Ghost of Oppo 11/29/2018 at 11:12

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I might disturb everyone with my coughing. 

Svend > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc 11/29/2018 at 11:18

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Funeral jokes are the best they never die.

I joke, but I don’t go to funerals (or weddings for that matter), it’s not like they’ll be coming to mine. That’s just rude.